For your best friend
The friendship deserves paperwork.
They have everything, except proof. Upload your chat and we count every laugh, every in-joke and every unhinged 2am message, then turn the best of it into a certificate, poster or receipt they will actually frame.
Count your chat →🔒 Private by design. The chat is read on your phone, and only a shortlist of the best lines ever leaves it.
Demo keepsakes, invented friends. Yours is built from your real chat. Digital from £9, framed £39 with UK delivery included.
It cannot be bought for anyone else. Every number and every quote comes from your chat. Nobody else could give this, and nobody can return it either, which feels right.
The funny lines do the work. We shortlist the lines that got the biggest reactions, and you pin the keepers. The certificate declares you Friends of the Highest Order, with the evidence to prove it.
Done in the time it takes to make tea. Two minutes of questions, one chat export, and the preview appears with your real numbers in it. You only pay if you love it.
Questions, answered
What does it cost?
A print-ready PDF is £9, delivered the moment you pay. Framed at A4 in solid black wood it is £39 with UK delivery included.
Will my friend's messages be read by anyone?
No. Your phone does the reading and keeps the chat. Only the shortlist of best lines ever leaves it, and nothing is stored unless you buy.
What if our chat is mostly nonsense?
Mostly nonsense is the ideal input. The weirder and more specific the lines, the better the keepsake. Generic chats make boring gifts; yours will not be one.
Can I choose which quotes go on it?
Yes. Pin the keepers, re-roll the rest, and search your whole chat for the one line you both still quote.
Seeing the count and the preview is free. You only pay if you love it.